Phil Kyle wrote:
> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for Victory
> Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this was, I would
> say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up attacking sigs
> greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their killfiles. I can't be
> bothered finding out when this was at the moment, but it must have been
> ages ago.

Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
lived in shoe box in middle of road.

> --
> Phil Kyle™
>
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> h i
> i s
> s l
> f i l
> S o n o
> i u e n
> g r s g

Phil Kyle wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> ps.com:
>
> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >
> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
>
> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.

Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?

> --
> Phil Kyle™
>
> T
> h i
> i s
> s l
> f i l
> S o n o
> i u e n
> g r s g

ah thole wrote:
> Phil Kyle wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> > ps.com:
> >
> >> Phil Kyle wrote:
> >>> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >>> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >>> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >>> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >>> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >>> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >>> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >
> > Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
>
> Luxury; why, we had barely a peppercorn amongst the lot of us to hide-behind
> when the wind got too much.

Serves you right for farting so much.

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> ps.com:
> >>
> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >
> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >>
> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >
> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
>
> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> what we used to get.

10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >>
> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >
> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >>
> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> what we used to get.
> >
> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
>
> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> shift down pit.

Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >>
> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >
> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >>
> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> shift down pit.
> >
> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
>
> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> gravel.

And you try telling the young people of today that.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >>
> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >
> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >>
> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> gravel.
> >
> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
>
> Young people. They don't even know they're born.

They weren't in my day, Carl.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >>
> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> gravel.
> >> >
> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >>
> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >
> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
>
> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> work as soon as they could stand.

Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
nappies.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >>
> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >
> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >>
> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >
> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >nappies.
>
> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> if we could get them.

News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >> >>
> >> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >> >
> >> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >> >nappies.
> >>
> >> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> >> if we could get them.
> >
> >News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!
>
> The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
> shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
> sort of thing.

Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> >> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >> >> >nappies.
> >> >>
> >> >> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> >> >> if we could get them.
> >> >
> >> >News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!
> >>
> >> The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
> >> shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
> >> sort of thing.
> >
> >Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.
>
> I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> >> >> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >> >> >> >nappies.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> >> >> >> if we could get them.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!
> >> >>
> >> >> The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
> >> >> shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
> >> >> sort of thing.
> >> >
> >> >Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.
> >>
> >> I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!
> >
> >Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?
>
> If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!

Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> >> >> >> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >> >> >> >> >nappies.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> >> >> >> >> if we could get them.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
> >> >> >> shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
> >> >> >> sort of thing.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.
> >> >>
> >> >> I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!
> >> >
> >> >Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?
> >>
> >> If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!
> >
> >Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?
>
> Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?

Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 11 Dec 2006 13:18:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >> >> >> >> >> >nappies.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> >> >> >> >> >> if we could get them.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
> >> >> >> >> shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
> >> >> >> >> sort of thing.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?
> >> >>
> >> >> If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!
> >> >
> >> >Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?
> >>
> >> Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?
> >
> >Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?
>
> Cuban cigars aren't allowed over here, Bruce. But the POTUS can
> probably get them, even if it's only for inserting into the FLOTUS (or
> nearest equivalent).

Why aren't they allowed, Carl? Are they poisonous or something?

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 11 Dec 2006 23:55:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 11 Dec 2006 13:18:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >nappies.
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> >> >> >> >> >> >> if we could get them.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
> >> >> >> >> >> shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
> >> >> >> >> >> sort of thing.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?
> >> >>
> >> >> Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?
> >> >
> >> >Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?
> >>
> >> Cuban cigars aren't allowed over here, Bruce. But the POTUS can
> >> probably get them, even if it's only for inserting into the FLOTUS (or
> >> nearest equivalent).
> >
> >Why aren't they allowed, Carl? Are they poisonous or something?
>
> Only if you try to smoke them, Bruce.

What? Have they got plutonium in them or something, Carl?

> --
> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> On 12 Dec 2006 22:27:33 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > wrote:
>
> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> On 11 Dec 2006 23:55:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> On 11 Dec 2006 13:18:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > verbally sodomised in
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ps.com:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Phil Kyle wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> but it must have been ages ago.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > lived in shoe box in middle of road.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> what we used to get.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> shift down pit.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> gravel.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >And you try telling the young people of today that.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Young people. They don't even know they're born.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >They weren't in my day, Carl.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> work as soon as they could stand.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >nappies.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> if we could get them.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!
> >> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
> >> >> >> >> >> >> shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
> >> >> >> >> >> >> sort of thing.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?
> >> >>
> >> >> Cuban cigars aren't allowed over here, Bruce. But the POTUS can
> >> >> probably get them, even if it's only for inserting into the FLOTUS (or
> >> >> nearest equivalent).
> >> >
> >> >Why aren't they allowed, Carl? Are they poisonous or something?
> >>
> >> Only if you try to smoke them, Bruce.
> >
> >What? Have they got plutonium in them or something, Carl?
>
> I heard it was polonium 201, Bruce.

Whatever, Carl. Its all the same ****.

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> COOSN-266-06-39716
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
> as designated by Brad Guth
>
> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
> attribution problems?"
> -- Dr. David Tholen